File under, careful what you ask for
My 13-year-old grandson noticed the image on the left as the wallpaper on my phone. He inquired about it.
Markell: "What is that a picture of?"
Me: "21st Century Schizoid Spam. It is an artistic rendering of a famous album cover by the rock band, King Crimson. "
Markell: "OK. What is that made of?"
Me: "Spam."
Markell: "What's Spam?"
Me: "Spam is a canned meat product made by Hormel foods. I think it was introduced in the 1930s. Very popular worldwide."
Markell: "I want to try it."
Me: "Some people really like, and others really hate it. Let me show you........."
Monty Python's Spam Sketch
Attempt to explain Spam Sketch
Markell: "WHAT WAS THAT?" "WHAT DID I JUST SEE??!"
Me: "Monty Python's Spam Sketch."
Markell: Looking confused, "WHAT was that ABOUT?!"
Me: "Ummmmm, Spam."
